Cinderella Review

I went to see the new Cinderella movie with a friend last week and absolutely loved it. It was sweet and innocent and just all around lovely. My only issue? Not enough Helena Bonham-Carter (she’s been a long time favorite of mine). But the real stand out here was the set and costume design, both of which were absolutely magnificent. It was a glorious riot of Rococo, Victoriana, and 1940’s influences that, at times, had me paying more attention to what people were wearing and where they were standing than what they were actually talking about. So rather than talking about the movie, I’ll just show you.

The young Cinderella and her mother.

The young Ella and her mother.

Cinderella's daily wear- nicer than most of my good clothes.

Cinderella’s daily wear- nicer than most of my good clothes.

Cate Blanchett as the stepmother and the two stepsisters. I liked that the stepsisters weren't physically ugly, they just had pretty ugly personalities.

Cate Blanchett as the stepmother and the two stepsisters. I liked that the stepsisters weren’t physically ugly, they just had pretty ugly personalities.

I loved the rather lurid pinks and yellows that the stepsisters were dressed in. They always matched exactly and they always wore their color. And the dresses were beautiful, just maybe not in a color I would ever wear.

I loved the rather lurid pinks and yellows that the stepsisters were dressed in. They always matched exactly and they always wore their color. And the dresses were beautiful, just maybe not in a color I would ever wear.

Prince Kit, also known as King in the North. I like him better scruffy but he makes a good, clean cut Disney Prince. Most of his costumes were military style, but they were still ornate with beautiful details like the design seen on this hunting coat.

Prince Kit, also known as King in the North. I like him better scruffy but he makes a good, clean cut Disney Prince. Most of his costumes were military style, but they still had ornate and beautiful details like the design seen on this hunting coat.

Helena Bonham-Carter looking absolutely luminous as the fairy godmother. At times I found her even prettier than Cinderella (but that could just be my own personal bias...).

Helena Bonham-Carter looking absolutely luminous as the fairy godmother. At times I found her even prettier than Cinderella (but that could just be my own personal bias…).

The step family at the ball. There was always so. much. going on with the sisters' gowns.

The step family at the ball. There was always so. much. going on with the sisters’ gowns.

Cinderella's marvel of a ball gown. I wanted to touch it so badly. All those petticoats! The shimmeriness! The tulle! The twirliness! I can't get enough of it!

Cinderella’s marvel of a ball gown. I wanted to touch it so badly. All those petticoats! The shimmeriness! The tulle! The twirliness! I can’t get enough of it!

I'm not normally a huge fan of wedding dresses but this one was pretty nice. Surprisingly subdued, but look at the embroidery on it! Lovely.

I’m not normally a huge fan of wedding dresses but this one was pretty nice. Surprisingly subdued, but look at the embroidery on it! Lovely.

Has anyone else seen this version yet? What did you think of it?

Planet of the Apes

A few months ago I watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes with a couple of friends. It was entertaining, I think due mostly to Andy Serkis’ excellent motion capture performance (if he’s not careful, we might never see his face again on screen!). Never having seen the original Planet of the Apes with Charlton Heston, I decided to check it out. It too was entertaining and I now feel that I can fully appreciate the end of Spaceballs. (If you haven’t see Spaceballs yet, you need to do that tonight.)

So the other day, I found that we have the 2001 remake of Planet of the Apes at the library. I knew enough about it that it had Mark Wahlberg and Helena Bonham Carter in it and was directed by Tim Burton. For me, these were points in its’ favor. Unfortunately the movie did not live up to my expectations.

In fact, the movie was awful. The Charlton Heston version was at least trying to say something. Burton’s version was nothing more than a mindless action remake. The makeup was a bit more realistic looking, although oddly enough I had a much harder time understanding the actors. The story was fundamentally changed too. The big kick at the end of the original was discovering that what we thought was another planet was actually Earth in the future. Scary, right? Well in Burton’s version, who knows where we are. Wahlberg’s character has gone through an electrical storm in space and crash lands on the ape planet.

I could have accepted all that though and appreciated the movie as the mindless entertainment it is if it hadn’t been for the ending. (Um spoiler warning here I guess, although it’s hardly worth it.) Mark Wahlberg gets the opportunity to travel back through the electrical storm, which he does, and heads straight for Earth. He somehow manages to land right in front of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C. which turns out to¬† actually be a memorial to the evil ape General Wahlberg thought he had just defeated before leaving the ape planet (surprise!). The movie ends with Wahlberg being surround by police and firetrucks all driven by apes. WHAT. I have no idea what that means. Is he back on Earth? Earth in the future? Or is he back on the ape planet? It was such a frustrating and nonsensical ending that I felt like throwing something through the TV.

Absolute garbage.